Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.– Matt Berninger (via loveyourchaos)
It’s okay, I don’t need friends. I have a Devoucoux. It likes me. Me n my saddle 4 eva.
GUYS I HAVE MY SUMMER PLANNED. Okay so on the weekend of the 20th of THIS MONTH. Me and Finn are outta here. I’m moving home and Finners is going to an event barn in grafton. ;) And I have a full time job and a part time groom job set up, and possibly working off some of my board at this fabulous new barn!
My devoucoux rep found my dream saddle… SO. 17” sz 2 flap Devoucoux Chiberta for sale! $2400. Fits my wither-y TB well. Med tree. I need this other saddle!
Bromont. You want me to get a passport and groom for you at Bromont. WELL NOW LET ME CHECK MY SCHEDULE. Uh, yes I want to go.
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Okay so Jillian Michaels will be the death of me. Oh yeah, lets try to get in shape a little! Yoga and a 30 minute shred workout from Jillian and I’m an exhausted pile of Meg on the couch. NO PAIN NO GAIN. But for reals I’m so effing tired.
When my horse has a week off.
equestrianbetches: She’s Like:
I’ll be in Aiken in exactly two weeks. SUCK IT.
People born in 1993-1999 have lived in three...
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Have you ever (equestrian version)
Because no one is going to ask me these questions, i'll fill them out myself...
1: ridden brideless Yes
2: ridden tackless Yes
3: jumped above 5 feet No, my pony chickened out at 4' :/
4: forgotten something major at a show (if so, what?) Not yet!
5: ridden double Yes
6: ridden sidesaddle Without a real sidesaddle? So kind of?
7: switched disciplines (which ones?) Not unless you count balance seat english to eventing.
8: had to scratch out of a show (why?) Yes, lost a shoe
9: fallen off in water Not yet... :/
10: been taken off with Only monthly.
11: sold a horse Have one for sale!
12: ridden backwards Yes
13: ridden without a helmet For like 5 minutes, So I can check off yes on things like this
14: broken barn rules (which ones?) Helmet rule, riding in the aisles, riding eachothers horses without clearing it with trainer, riding double, no feeding treats to the horses, only boots allowed around horses, jumping in the XC field by yourself... Probably many more... ;)
15: jumped something by accident (what?) Yes. This little pony at my new barn dragged me over a 2'3" fence. Because she likes to do that sort of thing.
16: broken something while riding Not sure, probably tailbone and elbow, although never went to the doctor.
17: been kicked Yes
18: been bitten Often
19: truly galloped Yes! On the beach!
20: yelled at your trainer Yes
21: been seriously yelled at by your trainer Yes
LCH clinic today...
I HAVE THE BEST HORSE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR. He was perfect. And Lynn said, your horse is WICKED nice, and you’re a GOOD rider. CRYING. OKAY. THANKS. HES PERFECT. AND THANKS. I DON”T SUCK?
Ready? 4:30am - wake up/ breakfast/ etc. 5 am - Feed 28 horses, turn them all out, clean 28 stalls. Hopefully be done by 8am - feed mid morning hay, GTFO of there. 8:15 drive home. Merry Christmas, Enjoy the one day of the year that everyone gets off except horse people.
pretty sure everyone keeps telling me to stop freaking out and to stop being such a bitch and really, in reality, i’m miserable. So incredibly miserable, 100% of the time. Does anyone even give half a shit about what I feel? Probably not.
free-on-a-horse: my horse is perfect obviously
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep Only every single monday of my life.
okay so the saddle source, who I ordered the Amerigo from. Said they would call Monday. Didn’t call. I called Tuesday, Said they would call Tuesday evening with a 100% answer. DIDNT CALL. I called today, was put on hold for 10 minutes. Hung Up. Called again, talked to someone who said the girl who has the saddle on trial is waiting till FRIDAY to have her saddle fitter look at...